PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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