I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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