He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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