I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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