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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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• (925): View more from California

  we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself

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  dude you teach first grade wtf

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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  True romance of the 21st century.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes

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• (714): View more from California

  I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  do you know where my other puke covered boot is

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.

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