Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.