He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him