You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im six kinds of drunk right now
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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