you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
this will be a night to untag.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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