I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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