Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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