Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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