There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night