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...is it true? will i see you next weekend

(248): View more from Michigan

YES.

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ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us

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(614): ...is it true? will i see you next weekend (248): YES. (614): ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us http://tfl.nu/m1xt

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(850): View more from Florida

You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.

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(850): You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist. http://tfl.nu/9a73

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.

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(412): I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon. http://tfl.nu/2tzw

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(615): View more from Tennessee

small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party

(423): View more from Tennessee

so no drinking for you?

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don't be silly

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(615): small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party (423): so no drinking for you? (615): don't be silly http://tfl.nu/xiol

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.

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(808): I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends. http://tfl.nu/mxrh

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(856): View more from New Jersey

part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.

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(856): part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty. http://tfl.nu/jt5n

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(425): View more from Washington

Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.

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(425): Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack. http://tfl.nu/ptag

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(302): View more from Delaware

in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am

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(302): in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am http://tfl.nu/qmyh

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(859): I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you. http://tfl.nu/a48g

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(716): View more from New York

I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.

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(716): I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here. http://tfl.nu/pkc7

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.

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(318): Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks. http://tfl.nu/1pi3

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."

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(603): U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite." http://tfl.nu/bn94

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick

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(215): he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick http://tfl.nu/z2ix

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(248): View more from Michigan

He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.

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(248): He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall. http://tfl.nu/m004

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Where's Taylor bro?

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Never mind found him under the sink

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(864): Where's Taylor bro? (864): Never mind found him under the sink http://tfl.nu/2ttk

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