Plan B is the new Plan A
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's