Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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