dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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