you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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