So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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