either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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