you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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