we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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