i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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