is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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