Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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