Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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