Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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