Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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