Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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