Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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