Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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