the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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