When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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