if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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