Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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