Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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