i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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