Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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