I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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