What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
