Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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