It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
In America we eat man semen.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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