i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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