dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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