YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
honey bunches of taint.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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