she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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