i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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