I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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