I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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