Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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