"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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