You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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