i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Two words: nipple clamps
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