Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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