So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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