fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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