So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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