Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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