we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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