Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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