Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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